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 Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 8:50 pm
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~Username: Lunadriel Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe: My current craving, which if you have a good recipe, feel free to share with me! Spam musabi but I would add honey instead of sugar and use low salt sodium. And no oyster sauce. Plus, favorite classic dad joke: What's brown and shaped like a stick? A stick! XD Any name ideas?: Van Amstel Etc.
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:01 pm
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~
Username: Niyaru Delacroix
Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe: ((boyfriend told me this once and I lost it lol I didn't expect the ending, still my favorite joke to date.))
A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out!
"Holy cow! Did you see that!? That guy just jumped out the window!"
The bartender does nothing.
So the man takes another sip.
A minute later the same guy walks in, orders another drink, chugs it, and jumps out the window again.
"Jesus! He just jumped again!"
The bartender ignores the man. So the man sits puzzled.
The guy comes back into the bar, and orders another drink.
"How did you survive that jump?"
"I ordered a floatie drink, if you drink it in a certain amount of time, you can float."
So the guy quickly orders a floatie drink.
He takes it from the bartender, and chugs it.
He then jumps out the window and... SPLAT!
Right on the sidewalk!
The Bartender then says, "You know, Superman... you can be a real jerk when youre drunk
Any name ideas?: Zivan ((vigorous and alive))
Vain and the like or vanity and the like
Over the top
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 9:57 pm
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~
Username: magnadearel
Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe:
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
or
"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?" "It didn't have the guts."
Any name ideas?: not yet! XD
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:57 pm
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~
Username: FrostyPeaches
Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe: i’m running out of pick up lines but i can pick you up at 7
Any name ideas?: can't think of any right now maybe later
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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 11:06 pm
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~Username: Avid_RPer18 Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe: Texas Sheet Cake Cookies - These went so fast each time I made them and have been asked by family to make them as gifts for friends. Super easy, super tasty! Also, why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? All they said was "Bach, Bach, Bach..." Any name ideas?: Galavant (to wander about seeking pleasure or diversion)Pavan (slow, stately 16th-17th century courtly dance and the music therefor)Vander (Good man)
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 12:50 am
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~
Username: Revel1984
Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe: less a joke, more something really funny, i forgot the word for deoderant and called it people freshener, at work, now we all call it people freshener. We all laughed a lot, it still makes us giggle
Any name ideas?: Jex
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 2:34 am
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~
Username: tefla
Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe:
Did you hear the one about…
…the crustacean accused of promoting his own shellfish interests?
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”
Any name ideas?: none at the moment
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 3:48 am
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~Username: LydaLynn Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe:  Any name ideas?: Van So Forth
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 7:42 am
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~
Username: nekofayre
Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe: 1. What do you call a pile of cats?
A meow-ntain.
2. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana
Any name ideas?: Yui
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 7:45 am
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~
Username: muffled_undertone
Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe:
On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9
And I'm the 1 you need
Any name ideas?:Omit
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 7:50 am
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~
Username: Malikztiah Ankhwave
Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe: Why did the conductor kick out half of the orchestra? They were too much treble. (Alternatively: They were all about that bass)
Any name ideas?: Van Isshin
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 11:21 am
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~
Username: Painted Moose
Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe:
What did the fish say when eels crashed his party?
The Moray the merrier!
Any name ideas?: And What Have You
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 12:12 pm
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~
Username: dawns_aura
Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe: indecisive dawns and many fun jokes lead to a few:
RIP Water
You will be mist
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
What do you call an angry carrot?
A steamed veggie.
Any name ideas?: So You Think You Van Dance
Ravan & WritingDesk
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 1:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 1:53 pm
C-chiming of the Bells!!!~Username: Morning_stars Your Joke/Pick Up Line/Recipe: Driver follow that yellow car! Also recipe: I love eating Apple pie. Any name ideas?: None yet
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