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 Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:45 pm
And now, you must deal with this long, drawn-out, pointlessly long list of wishes to the infamous Santee Claws.
1. I wish I knew what to wish for.
2. I wish I wish I was a fish.
3. I wish I was a werewolf. AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, BITCHES!
4. I wish I were an Oscar-Meyer Weiner, that is what I'd truly love to be. And if I were an Oscar-Meyer Weiner, then everyone would be in love with ME!
5. I wish I could determine whether ninjas or pirates are better.
6. I wish for world peace. In a sense.
7. I wish Leprechauns were real.
8. I wish this list would end.
:]
There. That's all you need to know. About wishing. And stuff.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 8:51 pm
o_o
I am an Oscar-Meyer Weiner.
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:07 pm
I envy thee, so.
I will donate if you share your wisdom with me, O' Great Weiner!
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Posted: Tue Feb 17, 2009 9:49 pm
::EDITED POST::
There be three rules to being an Oscar Meyer Weiner. *nods importantly*
FIRST!
To be a weiner you must have done something really stupid in your previous life. I mean stupider than the stupidest thing you can think of. I mean stupider than wearing nothing but a chocolate suit to a party.
SECOND!
To be a weiner, you must also be insane. As in so crazy you actually think that you're ordinary. As in so ordinary that you think you're weird. As in so weird that you actually ARE weird.
THIRD AND MOST IMPORTANT!
To be a weiner, everyone must like you. Including you enemies and anyone who you hate.
And that's all there is to it. 3nodding Thanky very much for the generous donation. whee
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